Anything longer than 30 seconds is far too long.

Attention Deficit Disorder is to long a name, so is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder. We shortened it to ADD and ADHD. Perhaps people with the disorder could not say the long version before they lost focus and thus it was shortened.

Did you know that an average commercial is only 30 seconds? Marketers use this length of time because it is the average attention span of your average person. This means you.

I fear that ADD or ADHD (for you idiots) is diagnosed to often. When I was a child I could not focus on anything for very long. As soon as my attention drifted my father, thank you father, smacked me up side the head to help me refocus at the task I was doing. After getting smacked three or four times I seemed to be cured of my ADD and ADHD. My father has miracle hands.

I have been told that my rants are to long. I have tried to keep the paragraphs short as well as this entire rant. As long as I keep everything short and once in awhile throw in a word like boobies or crap I think I can keep your attention.

My final point is this. Stop blaming ADD and ADHD (once again for you idiots) for your poor parenting or your own laziness to spend any sort of quality time doing something. If your average person lost their focus after 30 seconds he would forget to wipe his ass and end up with shit in his pants. If you are still reading this you are safe it has been more than 30 seconds. Although if you have had to take a break or have drifted away from this rant more than once, check your pants you have shit in them.

Put some effort into what you do, lazy bastards. Stop looking for excuses for your short comings. Your short comings are your fault, perhaps you are lazy and also a bit slow witted. Being slow witted would explain your inability to focus.

Don’t Let The Terrorists Win; have no fear they will lose focus in 30 seconds. No wait, you will lose focus in 30 seconds. It may take them a bit longer. That is not good for you.