What are you celebrating?

Christmas is a holiday that celebrates the birth of Jesus. In most places around the world, Christmas Day is celebrated on December 25. During this time of the year I always ask myself, "Where did Christmas go?" Christmas was outsourced to the Beige-ists, language crusaders, and sold back to us as Happy Holidays and Seasons Greetings.

Christmas has been replaced by a holiday I am not familiar with. This new holiday is called "Happy Holidays". Every time I see or hear that Beige-ist term I wonder what Holiday they are referring too. Why can they not just say Merry Christmas?

I do not recall anyone ever saying Seasons Greetings when summer arrived. It isn’t right that we only greet winter. It is offensive to the other seasons. We should be more consistent with our greetings. Most people enjoy summer more than winter. It would be more logical to say seasons greeting in summer. How does one greet a season? Doing so makes about as much sense as wishing a rock, good luck. The one thing that we have to remember is that Beige-ist are irrational, illogical, and inconsistent. Why are we allowing such volatile people to control our social customs?

It was the Beige-ist's as I like to call them that are coloring everything Beige. P.C. B.S. is making me want to have a B.M. I want to know if people are not celebrating Christmas and only having a happy holiday then why have a holiday at all. If you are not celebrating Christmas then why have a Christmas tree, egg nog, or presents? I do not receive presents during New Year's Day, Good Friday, Victoria Day, Canada Day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving Day, or March break and last I checked they are all holidays. I also assume people want those holidays to be happy as well.

Out of all the holidays I like to think that people enjoy Christmas the most. Why did the Beige-ist's start with Christmas? They should have started with a smaller holiday like New Year's Day. Chinese people do not celebrate their New Years the same time as us. We must be offending them by celebrating this. Strike that holiday from the list. Good Friday can also be tossed out the window. It is another religious holiday that is sure to offend. Victoria Day must be offensive to everyone that has been oppressed by the English. Watch it get striked from the list. Canada day must also be thrown out the window too. Most of Canadians are immigrants that want to change our culture and laws so celebrating Canada day would be offensive to them. Flush goes that holiday. Thanksgiving Day without a doubt is offensive to all Native Indians. We better deep six that one as well. You would think that Labor Day would be safe, but it isn't. Labor Day started with the Toronto Trades Assembly, the original central labor body in Canada. They organized the country's first significant workers demonstration. We all know that all companies such as Wal-Mart are against Unions, not to mention all you morons who are reading this. Flush goes that holiday. Therefore we only have one holiday left, March Break, last I checked it wasn't a statutory holiday. Therefore it does not count.

Perhaps it was the Beige-ist's plan to start with the big holiday. Coloring all future holidays Beige would be easier once you morons accepted the removal of Christmas.

I do find it interesting that if people cannot celebrate Christmas then why let us have all the hoopla. Perhaps you have already guessed it. All races, religions, companies, and Beige-ist's love money. We cannot celebrate Christmas but, we can celebrate this new holiday called Happy Holidays. We can do so by spending money on Happy Holiday items. They are somewhat like Christmas items; we just can't call them Christmas items.

Where do I register my complaint? I find this new holiday, Happy Holiday offensive, it seems to mock Christmas. As I recall Santa was a Catholic Saint. Santa cannot say Merry Christmas. Santa must say Happy Holidays. I want Christmas back. Where is the Beige-ist's office so I can file my complaint? Perhaps I can ask the mailperson, or policeperson, where their office is. Perhaps their office is in front of the person hole cover, or perhaps I can ask my local waitperson, or the mentally challenged utensil sanitizer from my favorite restaurant. Perhaps the body entrepreneur on the street corner can give me directions.

The attitudes and values of the politically correct may well have had their origins in the civil rights and equality campaigns of the 1960s and 1970s, but political correctness is not about protecting the fundamental rights that lie at the heart of these campaigns. It is about limiting or suppressing the way people are able to think and express their views. Political correctness runs counter to the basic freedoms of society, precisely because it is intended to limit the debate on issues of rights and freedoms.

Here in Canada we celebrate CHRISTmas. I encourage you to use your rights as a Canadian. Celebrate Christmas not this new holiday. Although, you can only celebrate Christmas until all our rights are gone and Canada is renamed Sell-Out, or Liquidated.

Don't let the terrorists win. Merry Christmas.