Bumper stickers

I edited my last note because I was concerned that it was to confusing. I removed a very important part. I felt that I must repost it. It deals with bumper stickers.

Why are people posting dumb as fuck bumper stickers on their vehicles?

People are dumb as goats to believe that hanging a 'baby on board' sticker in their back window is going to make me a better driver. Hanging a 'baby on board' sticker does nothing but inform me that you failed to put a condom on.

Let us have respect for others and have honest bumper stickers.

How about one that reads:

I am a shitty driver because I am talking on my cell phone, reading a book, changing the radio station, eating, putting on my makeup, and yelling at my kid in the backseat.

Better yet:

This is the only bumper sticker on my car because I do not want to distract other drivers as they drive.

Yet another:

I am not an arrogant pushy prick and do not feel the need to share my stupid ass ideas and political agenda with everyone who passes by.

One final bumper sticker.

I do not have a yellow ribbon or a pink ribbon on my car because I am smart enough unlike every other fucker to figure out that EVERYONE is against AIDS and breast cancer.

Well that is it. That is the end of this post/rant.

Actually I guess there is one bumper sticker that I forgot. It can be seen on the bumper of George Bush's tricycle.

Don't let the terrorists win.