Let me start by letting you know where I'm coming from, and in doing so I'll probably explain my position inadvertently. I'm a very logical person. I don't make rash decisions. Everything I believe is thought out to the umpteenth degree, and each belief of mine, is in my opinion, the only one that makes sense (otherwise I wouldn't hold it). In fact, that's part of my belief system - there's only one truth or answer for any given question.
Last night I wrote a rant dealing with moronic baby names. Last night I had a waking dream. I thought about a country full of people with misspelled names; a country full of people named after various household objects. Then I thought to myself how sad it would be to be one of these children. Then I thought it is not these moronic names that made me feel badly for these children. It was the fact that these children have moronic parents. A name can be changed, parents cannot. Then I thought about why are there so many stupid moronic parents and children. I knew that I had to do some research into why there were so many stupid parents and children. Why are morons in the majority? What happened to people like Winston Churchill, and Albert Einstein; where are their offspring. If we had more of these fantastic people and less of these morons we might turn this planet into a better place.
The theory of natural selection explains that as a species of any kind evolves, weaker members of that species will not survive. These weaknesses can be anything from not being able to outrun another species that views you as its next meal, to deciding to leave the oceans without bothering to evolve lungs.
Early man evolved and developed through the ability to adapt to his surroundings. One of the weaknesses of humans however was stupidity. This stupidity was to a greater extent kept in check by natural selection. If for example, a stupid human decided it would be a good idea to single handedly attack a Saber Toothed Tiger, the result would be that the human in question would learn the error of his ways shortly before his death. This was a good thing because it kept the number of stupid people low, and more importantly they didn't get the chance to add stupidity to the gene pool.
As the earth moved into the twentieth century, several changes happened that altered the ratio of stupid to non-stupid people on Earth. Arguably the greatest factor to bring about an increase in dim-witted people was the advances in medical treatment. Stupid people having accidents were now able to get treated more effectively for whatever mishap they ended up having. Stupid people were surviving to tell the tale, and more importantly they were going on to breed. Perhaps we should stop dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect. If, as some people believe, that stupidity is inherited genetically, then it becomes obvious, that there will be more stupid people with the passing of time.
There are still some people on Earth, who, in spite of the laws to protect them, actively try to exit the population. Each year the Darwin Awards chronicle those people, who have through their own idiocy reached the zenith of stupidity. This is a clear indication that if the protective laws were removed, the human population would return to a natural balance of one idiot per village.
Having a country full of stupid people benefits your intelligent people greatly. The government loves stupid people. Stupid people do not think for themselves. Do some research on Lemmings. Stupid people do what they are told. Stupid people don’t have the ability to think logically nor do they have the ability to think further ahead than the length of their penises. The government wants people just smart enough to run the machines and do the paper work. What they don't want are people capable of independent thought, because those people may start to realize how badly their getting corn holed.
Intelligent people in government and people in big business can hoodwink and bamboozle stupid people forever. Lawyers can make obscene amounts of money from stupid people. Just recall back to the lady who sued McDonalds for hot coffee. Stupid people will buy anything. If you doubt me then watch a late night infomercial. If infomercials were not making money then they would not be able to fund themselves.
The problem with stupid people is that they breed like rabbits. In fact stupid people breed so quickly that they don’t even wait till marriage. Some of them don’t even wait till they have a job, or any money, or even an education. It is proven, that as women's education level rises, birth rates go down. They don’t even wait till they are old enough to finish school to get an education. Not only do stupid people have children before they stop being children themselves but they have not only one child but very often a household of them. Now here is the real problem. The world only needs so many Wal-Mart greeters. Some of these moronic children work alongside their parents at these places. Wal-Mart greeters are not the same as intelligent people who strive to improve the planet. The planet will not improve no matter how many times you ask me if I want fries with that.
A friend of mine asked me if I might write a rant dealing with the question, why there are so many stupid people in government. I think by now that the reason is evident. When the planet is flooded with morons, and when there are more morons on the planet, logic suggests that more morons are going to get into government. Homer Simpson says: “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Morons vote for morons. Stupid people have stupid brains that come up with stupid ideas. The ratio of stupid people to intelligent people is no longer one that favors the intelligent. We have allowed too many stupid people to breed and have too many stupid children.
If you are wondering how morons became the majority, I touched on this earlier; the answer is greed and the slow erosion of people’s common sense. I ask you since when does a coffee have to have a label on it informing us that it is hot, or a hair drying letting me know not to use it in the shower? This only benefits stupid people. Intelligent people know not to put themselves in dangerous situations, stupid people do not.
The government requires people to get a license before they drive a car. This would be because the government does not want people to inadvertently injure or kill other drivers or pedestrians. The insurance companies don’t care, they love accidents and injuries. We require people to have licenses to keep everyone safe. If we require a license for something as simple as driving a car, it would only be logical to have a license to have babies. The chance of injuring or killing a baby from unfit parenting is just as high. The stupid parents may not injure their child immediately but think of the greater ramifications. More stupid people require stupid jobs, if we are lucky they get jobs and as far as I am concerned Wal-Mart has enough stores and employees. How much money can we afford to give to welfare moms before all the money is gone?
We seem to cater to these morons. We seem to sugar-coat everything. No longer do children fail in school. You hear the elite and the politicians talking about education. Kids aren't making the grade, so you dumb down the schools and the children pass and everybody’s happy. Forget the fact that the IQ of the country drops a few more points. We are doing a disservice to the children in school. Telling the stupid parents that they have stupid children doesn’t help. Parents seem to think that it is the schools sole responsibility to raise their children.
Here is a great lyric that makes me laugh.
The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem; make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunken dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection.
-Lazy Boy
Stupid parents are devoid of teaching their stupid children anything. Stupid parents don’t even seem to have the ability to teach their children how to use birth control. I saw a YouTube video of a monkey putting a condom on a banana. Apparently monkeys are smarter than your average moron. This must be because stupid monkeys get eaten by smart predators. If parents were not so busy buying drugs they might buy the right pills and give them to their daughters. I say if a stupid moron is not even smart enough to keep themselves alive then perhaps it is not a life worth saving. If morons want to do drugs and die, great, if morons want to dry their hair in the shower, great. Let natural selection run its course. We need to reduce the population and weed out the morons. The planet is running out of the resources to sustain the population we have.
Here is another great lyric before I end my rant.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the Middle East.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?
They're not masterminds.
"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"
"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"
-Lazy Boy
Apparently Canada is not the only country filled full by morons.
Don’t let the terrorists win. Raise moron children to fight in a moronic war and become cannon fodder.
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